Pffffffffft. That was a weird ass dream. Maybe someone can tell me what it means? 'Cause I sure as hell don't know.
First, I was naked (heh). I was walking along on this road, and then I just stood there for awhile. After that, I started walking again, only this time it was on a carpet. It was red, with a fancy gold border I guess. It just went on forever. It was really annoying.
I got to a wall, and I couldn't climb it. I did everthing. Hell, I even tried to climb some vines, but I just fell flat on my ass.
It's kinda hazy after that, but I do know I was eating cucumbers at some point, and then I got my head chopped off. D: I was at one of those things where you lie there on your stomach and the blade comes down. Holy shit. You'd think that would wake a normal person up, right? No, instead I started riding a unicorn through a gate, and then I fell off! I fell and fell and fell and-
I woke up.
What the hell.
I need to go for a walk.