I'm bouncing off the walls again

Hey Cecil. Let's go do something later. Just you and I.

Man, that was a crazy party.

So it's gettin' to be the end of October already, huh? I think I'll actually do something for my birthday this year.

[Strikes semi-legible]

( Private; Hackable )

COM 501: Basic Firearms
COM 601: Close Quarters Combat
DRA 341: Acting II

And because I noticed a certain two pals of mine were taking the same class...

ART 101: Drawing I

Great. I wind up in another shitty room.

Hey, new guy. Don't touch my stuff. Unless you wanna get a leather boot up your bony ass.

ugh..

( Private; Kain Highwind )

Oh hey guys. You know ILU all, right? Imma prove it to you right now!


[OOC: BIG THANK YOU TO RINOA FOR INSPIRING EDGE TO GO AROUND CHUCKING WATER BALLOONS FILLED WITH STRAWBERRY KOOL-AID RANDOMLY AT PEOPLE. XD]

Cecil, you goddamned idiot!! You're going to get yourself killed out there...

What the... That ain't normal.

Oh Ceciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil. Where the hell are you, man? Tch.

Hmm... Cecilia?

Pffffffffft. That was a weird ass dream. Maybe someone can tell me what it means? 'Cause I sure as hell don't know.

First, I was naked (heh). I was walking along on this road, and then I just stood there for awhile. After that, I started walking again, only this time it was on a carpet. It was red, with a fancy gold border I guess. It just went on forever. It was really annoying.

I got to a wall, and I couldn't climb it. I did everthing. Hell, I even tried to climb some vines, but I just fell flat on my ass.

It's kinda hazy after that, but I do know I was eating cucumbers at some point, and then I got my head chopped off. D: I was at one of those things where you lie there on your stomach and the blade comes down. Holy shit. You'd think that would wake a normal person up, right? No, instead I started riding a unicorn through a gate, and then I fell off! I fell and fell and fell and-

I woke up.

What the hell.

I need to go for a walk.

ASDFJKL;. NO.

Man, I'm glad I'm out of that hellhole.

I'm gonna sleep for a week.

[[The boredom was killing him. Slowly. With nothing to do and nowhere to go, Edge was forced to lay on his cot and stare at the ceiling for long extended periods of time. That in itself was torture. Well, that, and him not having his cigarettes. What had it been, a week now? Dammit. He was going to lose his mind if he didn’t get out of here soon...

...Either that, or starve to death. He didn't trust any of the food that was brought to him. Water was the only thing keeping him going at this point.]]

[[Edge woke up several hours later in the holding area, after he had been unceremoniously dumped onto the floor by the guards. Obviously he'd underestmated how tough they were. Sadistic assholes. Besides being banged up and bruised all over, it sure felt like he had a broken bone somewhere. He tries to prop himself up on one shoulder, then winces. Yep. He was going to have to be careful with his right shoulder now. For some reason this causes him to chuckle to himself quietly. Ah well, he needed to see SOME humor in the situation, otherwise he'd be freaking out right about now. Being locked up like this was not his cup of tea. Him clawing at the walls would probably come later.]]

"Sorry, Cecil." [[He mutters this to himself softly. Then, loudly:]] "This really bites."

Looks like these people wanna have a little chat with me on Sunday.

Heh.

( ooc: VERY obnoxious sparkly text under the cut XD )

"Attention Denizens of Poseidon Academy.

We are just here for an orgy. All your nakedness are belong to us. Have a nice day."

...was their ACTUAL message, ya know. What a bunch of kinky bastards.